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This post has nothing to do with Game of Thrones. Only with terrors. Not the "winter is coming" type of terror which I've yet to see in the upcoming seasons or read on R.R. Martin's books. It's more of 'dead alive' thing.
Don't be frightened, I bet you've experienced this too...click READ MORE:)
I've been attacked. I just can't remember the exact number
of incidents but I vividly remember the most recent ones.
As I was minding my business in the bedroom, IT suddenly came
flying from an open window ready to land right on my pretty face! I was alone
dear readers. No one's around to help or rescue me from this perpetrator. Horror stricken, adrenaline kicked in. It's fight or flight! I grabbed the nearest
object. In a critical, very precarious time I have a fluffy pillow to defend me.
Que sera sera.
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Time stopped. Everything's in slow motion. Yeah, matrix-kind-of-scene.
I can see how big IT is, wings flapping as though excited to embrace me. I hit IT
with my best shot--with that fluffy pillow. IT just landed behind the cabinet.
I run as fast as I can to get a dependable lethal weapon. The flyswatter. A
regular slipper's Plan B. Once outside the room I had second thoughts. Should I
go back in? Where will I sleep? Can I sleep with that creature crawling and
lurking somewhere in the room? Hmmm, do i really have a choice?!!!!
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Time to face the enemy. Like a policeman with a warrant, I
searched the area. Out of nowhere IT came flying again towards me! Potek @*!#@*! Excuse my
french. I made some Lara Croft stunts to
avoid IT! I hit IT again, this time it fell down wriggling and crawling like a
zombie towards me. I was tap dancing like a pro splatting and shunning from it.
Finally, I slayed IT. RIP to you FLYING IPIS (cockroach) you won't be missed. Now
I'm calm, sanity preserved.
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I fetched a broom and dustpan to 'clear the crime scene.' A
THING crawled on my hand! A big, fat, icky German cockroach!!!! Imagine my
horror. Triple Potek. I was crazily shrieking and contorting my hand Emily-Rose-kind-of-way.
I was caught unaware. Sh#t happens. Full of fury, I splattered it mercilessly until
unrecognizable. I remember Oberyn. What a night. The night was dark and full of
roaches!
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Now I'm terribly enraged, enemies are at large! This is
serious. They're virtually everywhere. Time to assassinate these trespasser creepers.
I need to plan and think like Littlefinger or Cersei. Or bring out the dragons...Dracarys!
This is war. #
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